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Sorry I Pooped In Your Shoe by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2011-10-11
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449407896
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Offering doggie logic and practical puppy-to-person advice, this charming book will have dog lovers rolling on the floor laughing with their pets, while learning what those wagging tails and puppy dog eyes are really saying. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums, and lovingly reveals that, when it comes to understanding man's best friend, man could learn some new tricks of his own. "You clearly aren't aware of how delightful it is to sleep in another doggie's funk, or you'd let me on the bed with you every night." "You said, 'Not on the Couch.' That's why I'm on the recliner." "I apologise for being caught stealing your bacon, and I promise not to get caught in the future." "Since you don't walk me anymore, I didn't think you'd mind if I pooped in your shoe."

Title Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2011-10-11
Category Pets
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449413996
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2013-04-02
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449427047
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

I Could Chew On This by Francesco Marciuliano

Title I Could Chew on This
Author Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher Chronicle Books
Release Date 2013-07-30
Category Humor
Total Pages 112
ISBN 9781452129693
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius.

Title Sorry I Peed on You and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2011-03-22
Category Family & Relationships
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449406486
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

Texts From Dog by October Jones

Title Texts from Dog
Author October Jones
Publisher HMH
Release Date 2012-11-06
Category Humor
Total Pages 112
ISBN 9780544080065
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

He’s a dog with a phone . . . My dog sends me texts. Yeah. It’s weird. When October Jones figured out he could send text messages to himself on his mobile phone, he naturally decided that the best use of this discovery was to send passive-aggressive messages to himself under the guise of his bulldog. And so the exasperating, slightly delusional, and utterly endearing Dog and his alter-ego, BatDog, were born. Texts from Dog features Dog’s attempts to keep the neighborhood safe from the likes of Mr. Postman and his arch-nemesis Cat-Cat—he has managed to only smash three TVs and a patio door in the process. And in between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the squirrel mafia, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone terribly awry, and the abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn. For those of us who have ever had a conversation with a pet in our heads, Texts from Dog will make you laugh out loud and perhaps even make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone for the day.

Title Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2013-04-02
Category Pets
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449432119
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

Throw The Damn Ball by R. D. Rosen

Title Throw the Damn Ball
Author R. D. Rosen
Publisher Penguin
Release Date 2013-10-29
Category Humor
Total Pages 128
ISBN 9780698141223
Language English, Spanish, and French
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A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs—the perfect gift for lovers of literature and pups alike. “Dogs seldom make passes At dogs passing gasses.” Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash? Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brilliance and wit we've always suspected our dogs were hiding from us. They also, it turns out, revere the human geniuses who came before them, as you’ll see with “There Is No Frigate Like A Pavement”—an homage to Emily Dickinson—and “Do Not Go Gentle.” Yes, Dylan Thomas would love it.

Cat Shaming by Pedro Andrade

Title Cat Shaming
Author Pedro Andrade
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2016-05-03
Category Pets
Total Pages 192
ISBN 9781449479169
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

What happens when your cat makes a mistake like ruining something valuable or going outside the litter box? You can't ground or take away their allowance when your cat gets in trouble. So what is the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines while the picture shows a shamed but adorable, innocent looking kitty.

Dog Shaming by Pascale Lemire

Title Dog Shaming
Author Pascale Lemire
Publisher Crown
Release Date 2013
Category Humor
Total Pages 191
ISBN 9780385349345
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Based on the web phenomenon Dogshaming and containing photos that are all-new and exclusive to the book, this hilarious album showcases adorable snapshots of shamed pups confessing their biggest - and grossest - sins.

Sorry I Slept On Your Face by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Sorry I Slept on Your Face
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2016-11-08
Category Pets
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449484439
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2013-04-02
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449427047
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Provides a humorous collection of letters from cats providing excuses and suggestions for their human companions.

Title Kitty Hearts Doggy Kitty Loves Doggy
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2013-12-17
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449446277
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Sorry I Humped Your Leg
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2017-06-06
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449487423
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Title What I Lick Before Your Face
Author Jamie Coleman
Publisher Atria Books
Release Date 2019-10-08
Category Pets
Total Pages 128
ISBN 9781982127442
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

The perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere—a heartwarming and hilarious collection of sixty-four haikus and gorgeous color photographs celebrating man’s best friend. From the perks of face licking to considering what constitutes a good boy, these charming and laugh-out-loud funny haikus take us into the minds of our beloved pets. Capturing the quirky personalities of our dogs and their unique bond with us and illustrated throughout with adorable color photographs of dogs of all shapes and sizes, What I Lick Before Your Face is a fun and loving celebration of the canine spirit. Playing I do not believe That your fixation with my Playing Dead is fine Standing I sometimes feel bad That I don’t get as happy Whenever you sit The Outside Bell It is very rude That you don’t call out in joy When people arrive

Title The Big Book of Tricks for the Best Dog Ever
Author Larry Kay
Publisher Workman Publishing
Release Date 2019-03-19
Category Pets
Total Pages 208
ISBN 9781523505074
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Show off your dog! And let your dog show off, too! Using the secrets of professional dog trainers, this fully illustrated guide with hundreds of step-by-step photos show how to teach your pet 118 tricks and stunts. Organized from beginner level to pro, these tricks run the gamut from the kinds of things any well-behaved dog should know—fetch, paw shake, roll over—to stunts that will delight your friends and family, from dance routines to flying disc acrobatics. You’ll even learn the tricks behind filmmaking with dogs to create your own movie magic and performance showstoppers. And there are benefits far beyond the wow factor. Teaching your dog tricks will not only reveal more of your dog’s real personality, including hidden talents, it will also improve your pet’s behavior, reinforce socialization, prevent boredom and restlessness, and instill your pet with greater confidence. And dramatically enrich the relationship the two of you already share.

Stink Outside The Box by Jeremy Greenberg

Title Stink Outside the Box
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date 2014-09-02
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 9781449462635
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, and accept that while we can't control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.

Title Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 2019-10
Category Humor
Total Pages 64
ISBN 1449487971
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

From the author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face comes a new collection of hilarious letters from sassy kitties to the humans who love them, paired with adorable cat photos. Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to--fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he's giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet--he'll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she'll protect you from whatever it is that's rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body--even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos--a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Off The Leash by Rupert Fawcett

Title Off the Leash
Author Rupert Fawcett
Publisher St. Martin's Griffin
Release Date 2014-10-14
Category Pets
Total Pages 160
ISBN 9781466864719
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Originally launched on Facebook, Rupert Fawcett's charming and heartfelt Off the Leash cartoons have developed a huge daily following around the world. This books brings together the very best of those cartoons, featuring the secret thoughts and conversations of dogs of every size, shape and breed. The cartoons appeal to all sorts of people, from passionate dog lovers who have eight sleeping on their bed at night, to people who don't have any pets at all, but can still identify with the characteristics. Let's face it, who doesn't like to be fed, have their tummy stroked and snooze on the sofa in the afternoon? A celebration of our favorite belly-scratching, tail-chasing, bed-stealing canine friends.

Title Homeopathic Care for Cats and Dogs
Author Donald Hamilton
Publisher North Atlantic Books
Release Date 1999
Category Health & Fitness
Total Pages 482
ISBN 155643295X
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

In this book, Dr. Hamilton carefully and clearly lays down the essential knowledge needed to use homeopathy successfully. To read this book is to prepare you to help your animal with the many day to day vicissitudes of life...take some time, read this book carefully, and learn of one of the greatest discoveries in the history of medicine. We are fortunate to have a healer of Dr. Hamilton's stature take us on this journey. -From the Foreword by Richarad Pitcairn D.V.M., PhD