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Fart For Freedom by C.S. Davies

Title Fart for Freedom
Author C.S. Davies
Publisher AuthorHouse
Release Date 2010-12-15
Category Humor
Total Pages 376
ISBN 9781452056036
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.

Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin

Title Fart Proudly
Author Benjamin Franklin
Publisher Frog Books
Release Date 2003
Category Humor
Total Pages 128
ISBN 1583940790
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are "The Letter to a Royal Academy"; "On Choosing a Mistress"; "Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable"; and other jibes. Franklin's irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

Does It Fart by Nick Caruso

Title Does It Fart
Author Nick Caruso
Publisher Hachette Books
Release Date 2018-04-03
Category Humor
Total Pages 144
ISBN 9780316484138
Language English, Spanish, and French
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From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

Fart Proudly by Benjamin Franklin

Title Fart Proudly
Author Benjamin Franklin
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date 2016-11-18
Category
Total Pages 24
ISBN 1540503720
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

"Fart Proudly" (also called "A Letter to a Royal Academy", and "To the Royal Academy of Farting") is the popular name of a "notorious essay" about flatulence written by Benjamin Franklin c. 1781 while he was living abroad as United States Ambassador to France.

How To Be Inappropriate by Daniel Nester

Title How to Be Inappropriate
Author Daniel Nester
Publisher Catapult
Release Date 2009-09-15
Category Humor
Total Pages 272
ISBN 9781593763626
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Dry, offbeat, and mostly profane, this debut collection of humorous nonfiction glorifies all things inappropriate and TMI. A compendia of probing essays, lists, profiles, barstool rants, queries, pedantic footnotes, play scripts, commonplace miscellany, and overly revealing memoir, How to Be Inappropriate adds up to the portrait of an artist who bumbles through life obsessed with one thing: extreme impropriety. In How to Be Inappropriate, Daniel Nester determines the boundary of acceptable behavior by completely disregarding it. As a twenty-something hipster, he looks for love with a Williamsburg abstract painter who has had her feet licked for money. As a teacher, he tries out curse words with Chinese students in ESL classes. Along the way, Nester provides a short cultural history on mooning and attempts to cast a spell on a neighbor who fails to curb his dog. He befriends exiled video game king Todd Rogers, re-imagines a conversation with NPR’s Terry Gross, and invents a robot version of Kiss bassist Gene Simmons. No matter which misadventure catches their eye in this eclectic series of essays, How to Be Inappropriate makes readers appreciate that someone else has experienced these embarrassing sides of life, so that they won’t have to.

Rants From The Hill by Michael P. Branch

Title Rants from the Hill
Author Michael P. Branch
Publisher Shambhala Publications
Release Date 2017-06-06
Category Humor
Total Pages 232
ISBN 9780834840911
Language English, Spanish, and French
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“If Thoreau drank more whiskey and lived in the desert, he’d write like this.”—High Country News Welcome to the land of wildfire, hypothermia, desiccation, and rattlers. The stark and inhospitable high-elevation landscape of Nevada’s Great Basin Desert may not be an obvious (or easy) place to settle down, but for self-professed desert rat Michael Branch, it’s home. Of course, living in such an unforgiving landscape gives one many things to rant about. Fortunately for us, Branch—humorist, environmentalist, and author of Raising Wild—is a prodigious ranter. From bees hiving in the walls of his house to owls trying to eat his daughters’ cat—not to mention his eccentric neighbors—adventure, humor, and irreverence abound on Branch’s small slice of the world, which he lovingly calls Ranting Hill.

On Farting by V. Allen

Title On Farting
Author V. Allen
Publisher Springer
Release Date 2010-05-24
Category Literary Criticism
Total Pages 239
ISBN 9780230109063
Language English, Spanish, and French
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This book presents waste as an aesthetic category that introduces an arsy-versy world where detritus is precious. This aesthetic is applied in the second part to etymology, poking through the 'paternal dungheaps' of words, and tracing their origins not to Eden but to Babel, puns, and word play.

True Or Poo by Nick Caruso

Title True or Poo
Author Nick Caruso
Publisher Hachette UK
Release Date 2018-10-18
Category Humor
Total Pages 160
ISBN 9781787475939
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Dozens of further filthy animal facts and falsehoods: the follow-through to the international bestselling sensation Does it Fart? How many spiders do you eat in your sleep? What does the ice-cream you eat have to do with the back end of a beaver? Do komodo dragons have toxic slobber? Is it true that a scorpion that sheds its tail dies of constipation? How far actually are you from the nearest rat? Can you get high from licking toads, or is that...fake newts? All this and far, far more can be found in True or Poo, a guide to the wonders of the natural world: and a manual for disgusting and one-upping your friends and enemies for years to come.

Title Property of the Rebel Librarian
Author Allison Varnes
Publisher Yearling
Release Date 2019-09-03
Category Juvenile Fiction
Total Pages 288
ISBN 9781524771508
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Celebrate the freedom to read with this timely, empowering middle-grade debut in the spirit of The View from Saturday or Frindle. June Harper is a good kid. She follows the rules, plays flute in band, and spends her spare time reading. Nobody would ever call her a rebel . . . until her parents take strict parenting to a whole new level. It starts with one book deemed "inappropriate" by June's parents. What follows is a massive book ban at Dogwood Middle School, and suddenly everything June loves--the librarian, books, an author visit--is gone. All seems hopeless. Then June discovers a Little Free Library on her walk to school. When her classmates realize she has access to contraband, she (secretly) becomes the most popular girl in school. A risky reading movement begins at Dogwood, which could destroy June--or gain enough power to protect the one thing she cares most about: the freedom to read! Equal parts fun and empowering, this novel explores censorship, freedom of speech, and activism. For any kid who doesn't believe one person can effect change . . . and for all the kids who already know they can! "[A] funny and fast read." --School Library Journal

Title Attacks on the Freedom to Learn
Author Anonim
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 1990
Category Censorship
Total Pages 86
ISBN STANFORD:36105062199828
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Animal Fart Bombs by Sledgepainter Books

Title Animal Fart Bombs
Author Sledgepainter Books
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 2020-01-28
Category
Total Pages 118
ISBN 1655791397
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Book Summary:

Do you or someone you know love animals and also finds farts hilarious? Then this would be the perfect gift for them, or just good for gags and laughs to brighten someone's day! Illustrated for kids and adults alike, with a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of grossness, with detail that isn't completely overwhelming. They are cute, amusing critters that will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you embarrassingly laugh out loud! But it's not just a coloring book! It offers a lot more fun for the crafty-handed colorist! It's a unique experience you will just have to share with others. You'll find in these 116 pages this ultimate fart-laden content: 40 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side) 1 Maze (Can also be colored) 1 Draw-Your-Own Fart-a-tee 1 Tic-Tac-Toot Game Board w/4 sets of 5 Tokens (20 DIY Token Cut Outs) 2 Fart Block Squares Game Pages 3 Color in the Farts in a Row Game Pages 6 Farty Bookmarks (DIY Cut Outs) 1 Dice Cube (DIY Cut Out) 7 Race Tracks (DIY Cut Outs) 9 Player Tokens (DIY Cut Outs) 15 Bonus Poop Tokens (DIY Cut-Outs) 57 Playing Cards (DIY Cut-Outs) 1 Color Testing Page You are guaranteed to find an animal you adore in these pages, including: sloth, cats, dogs, hippo, dolphin, shark, honey badger, hyena, llama, narwhal, frog, turtle, spider, dodo, bigfoot, dragon, unicorn, horse, panda, manatee, owl, lion, elephant, tiger, platypus, axolotl, dinsoaurs, giraffe, and so many more! Enjoy coloring and also creating your very own game pieces and cards. And if you like this artwork, be sure to check out more by this quirky seller!

Gumption by Nick Offerman

Title Gumption
Author Nick Offerman
Publisher Dutton Books
Release Date 2016
Category History
Total Pages 396
ISBN 9780451473011
Language English, Spanish, and French
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After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman offers up another hilarious book focusing on the lives of those who inspire him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes 21 heroic figures and tells us exactly why they inspire him. Combining serious history with light-hearted humor, Offerman expounds upon his favourite topics, which readers love to hear about; topics such as religion, politics, woodworking and handcrafting, agriculture, creativity, philosophy, fashion and, of course, meat.

Farting by Barry Seltzer

Title Farting
Author Barry Seltzer
Publisher Orange You Glad Pub
Release Date 1999
Category Humor
Total Pages 101
ISBN STANFORD:36105111624388
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Barry Seltzer first became interested in the subject of flatulence when he read about a lawyer named Clark Head, in California who changed that his opponent, District Attorney Ned Lowenbach, repeatedly passed gas during a four-week jury trial and in this fashion affected the jury's verdict. Intrigued, Barry and his brother Erwin began a more thorough inquiry into the subject. The author quickly realized that flatulence makes its way into every area of life. There are geochemical theories dealing with global warming and dinosaurs, as well NASA's high altitude testing of astronauts and flatulence. These and a multitude of anecdotes, stories, observations and yes, lawsuits about flatulence, leave you gasping for breath...with laughter from this wonderful, tasteful and mirthful book about North America's last taboo.

Spring Wind by Anonim

Title Spring Wind
Author Anonim
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 2002
Category Zen Buddhism
Total Pages 86
ISBN WISC:89082497058
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Fart Club by Angus Beeftickle

Title Fart Club
Author Angus Beeftickle
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 2015-12-12
Category
Total Pages 94
ISBN 0692540873
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Angus Beeftickle, MD, has an emission mission. The brave doctor seeks to break down one of polite society's longest-standing taboos: He would return the fart to its rightful place. To let one fly in public is Beeftickle's dream. To toot on public transit. To play the intestinal tuba in elevators. To let the comic potential of a well-timed rip bring us together as brothers and sisters in a sonorous choir of nether horns. To share in an activity as old as time. In Fart Club, Beeftickle guides you through the wonderful world of flatulence. Explore how your body produces, transports, and releases gas; learn where and when to deploy your dirty bombs for best effect; and discover the food that maximizes your gaseous potential. Beeftickle even offers carefully crafted fart recipes-culinary offerings with delightfully colonic consequences. The rectal trumpets shall sound proudly from the college classroom to the high-class art museum. We will not be constrained. We will reclaim the right to play sweet butt-music where and when we get the urge. Let the world tremble at our gas-powered cacophonies. Let the self-righteous sneer and the timid faint. Let loose your intestinal orchestra, and fart with pride!

Do Birds Fart by Alec the Science Kid

Title Do Birds Fart
Author Alec the Science Kid
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date 2012-10-01
Category Juvenile Nonfiction
Total Pages 130
ISBN 1480109592
Language English, Spanish, and French
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Have you ever asked your parents a question about an animal only to be told "I don't know" or, even worse, they make up an answer? Leave it 13 year old Alec the Science Kid to give you the right answers to everything you ever wanted to know about all the amazing animals on Earth! Find out why dogs eat poop, why fish float upside down when they die, how vultures find dead animals to eat, and so much more! This book is packed with 50 of the coolest animal questions out there PLUS over 30 crazy facts about animals that you never knew! Also, don't forget to go to www.flydoodlescience.com for more awesome science stuff!

Goddesses Fart Too by Crystal Gray

Title Goddesses Fart Too
Author Crystal Gray
Publisher Unknown
Release Date 2018-12-05
Category Conduct of life
Total Pages 184
ISBN 1729423442
Language English, Spanish, and French
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In this book, international yoga teacher and coach Crystal Gray gives a framework for working through your insecurities and fears. Get the tools you need to step into your goddess power and remember who you are and why you are here.

Soldiering For Freedom by Herman J. Obermayer

Title Soldiering for Freedom
Author Herman J. Obermayer
Publisher Williams-Ford Texas A&M Univer
Release Date 2005
Category Biography & Autobiography
Total Pages 324
ISBN STANFORD:36105114142461
Language English, Spanish, and French
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"One of the few people alive today to have seen Hermann Goering, Rudolf Hess, and other leaders of Third Reich, Obermayer wrote compellingly about the Nazis on trial at Nuremberg, describing Goering's leadership qualities when stripped of the symbols of rank. A Jew himself, Obermayer explained his reactions at the trials when he witnessed the first documentary confirmation that six million Jews had been killed in the Holocaust. He knew and wrote about the official U.S. Army hangman at Nuremberg."--Jacket.

Farty Marty by B. J. Ward

Title Farty Marty
Author B. J. Ward
Publisher Simon and Schuster
Release Date 2013-11-12
Category Juvenile Fiction
Total Pages 32
ISBN 9781442439023
Language English, Spanish, and French
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What do you do with a musical cat who becomes a national sensation? Find out in this humorous read-aloud picture book debut illustrated by beloved artist Steven Kellogg. Mary Jane Lemon knows that her cat is special—and she finds out exactly how special when one day, after mistakenly eating a bag of French cheese, unusual tweets and toots come out of—not his mouth—but you know where! It turns out that, depending on what he eats, Marty’s rump spews music of all kinds, and his compositions prove amazingly popular. He is catapulted to fame and a world tour soon follows from London to Shanghai, and before long Marty’s tunes top the bestseller charts! With playful text on a favorite funny topic and whimsical illustrations in Steven Kellogg’s trademark style, Farty Marty is a book to enjoy again and again!